10 Coolest Chain-Smokers

If you bothered to read the last post (in which case I pity your lunacy, and respect your fortitude) I have taken to list making (not scrapbooking, but close). It makes things seem clear, logical, and organized. Anyway, I have decided I am going to do a series on the coolest chain-smokers of all time. Without further ado, I present Number 10: Jean-Paul Belmondo.

10 intimations

1.  I possess immense power over women with questionable sexual orientations.
2. Sometimes company parties are fun (recipe: tito's vodka, two bands, one band chugging tito's vodka in their performance corner, me bar-tending, boss's perma-drunk friend chasing traffic).

3. People like you more when you withhold affection.

4. If you go to a Christian school long enough eventually people begin to think cheerleaders actually matter to God.

5.  My friends who own two pairs of Product Red Shoes, listen to Counting Crows, have read Memoirs of a Boy Soldier and , go to Tea in the Park to see KT Tunstell, and want to grow Dreadlocks, have little reason to judge me because I adore Gossip Girl.

6.  I'm more interested in abstinence prevention.

7.  Must start working out so I can get tattoo on forearm.

8.  I think my friend B___ has a midget fetish.

9.  Speaking in Pirate Jargon might increase your chances of getting laid.

10.  I have two weeks left of High School.