my english teacher might be dead, but in better news we have the best substitute ever. some would argue that she is the worst substitute ever, but why can't she be the best and worst? that happens sometimes. anyway she is the latin teacher, and she graduated from SMU about a year ago with a degree in medieval studies.
she isn't an ugly woman, but she isn't pretty. she looks the quintessential high school nerd, and i think standing before us she was conflicted: she knows she shouldn't be subject to the opinions of a bunch o' stupid white kids, but she can't help it. the result was an overly domineering tone of voice without any ability to intimidate. all the guys in the class myself included kept trying to put the moves on our substitute. she mentioned that it is illegal for us to date her, and we decided we could get a hover craft, but she told us that wouldn't reach neutral air space.
she also kept quoting Rage Against the Machine.
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